Your brief
- Main character: A museum guard in the final hour of their final shift.
- Setting: A remote bus stop whose electronic sign shows an impossible destination.
- Relationship: One character used to be the other's teacher.
- Weather must change: A heatwave breaks with one enormous crack of thunder.
- Amusing incident: A pigeon enters the room and behaves as though it belongs there.
- Complication: The only witness remembers the sequence backwards.
- Opening rule: Begin with somebody trying not to laugh.
- Structure: Let the first solution create the second problem.
- Dialogue: Include an apology without using the word sorry.
- Ending rule: End with the same object from the opening but give it a new meaning.
- Tone: Use restrained absurdity: nobody comments on the strangest detail.
- Wildcard: A character must eat something while trying to make an important point.
Use all five words
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