Your brief
- Main character: A dog walker entrusted with a dog that refuses to pass one particular house.
- Setting: A suburban garden during a neighbourhood party.
- Relationship: They are strangers who both believe the other works there.
- Weather must change: A strong crosswind makes a simple outdoor task absurdly difficult.
- Amusing incident: A folding chair collapses very slowly during a serious speech.
- Complication: A message arrives containing accurate information from an untrustworthy source.
- Opening rule: Open with a sentence of five words or fewer.
- Structure: Give the protagonist two failed attempts before a successful third approach.
- Dialogue: Make one character repeat a phrase with a different meaning the second time.
- Ending rule: End with someone finally asking the question the reader expected at the beginning.
- Tone: Make ordinary events feel faintly mysterious.
- Wildcard: A mistake must produce one genuinely useful result.
Use all five words
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Maximum length: 1,000 characters, including spaces.
