Your brief
- Main character: A retired bus driver who knows everybody's route but nobody's secret.
- Setting: A village hall during a fiercely competitive bake sale.
- Relationship: They are strangers who both believe the other works there.
- Weather must change: A thunderstorm knocks out the power for exactly seven minutes.
- Amusing incident: A formal meeting is interrupted by an ice-cream van tune outside.
- Complication: A message arrives containing accurate information from an untrustworthy source.
- Opening rule: Begin with somebody trying not to laugh.
- Structure: Use the Story Spine shape without writing the sentence starters.
- Dialogue: Let someone change the subject twice for a reason the reader can infer.
- Ending rule: End with someone finally asking the question the reader expected at the beginning.
- Tone: Use restrained absurdity: nobody comments on the strangest detail.
- Wildcard: One character wears something completely inappropriate for the weather.
Use all five words
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